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mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

(via sunk3nsh1ps)

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via cowkies)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sunk3nsh1ps)

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revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

(Source: ifinnicks, via cowkies)

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embryonicfriends:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

reminds me of lapis lazuli

purehfied:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty, via of-mice-and-mosh-pits)

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I destroy myself so you can’t. Six Word Story #1  (via w-ildfires)

(Source: 11-11-make-a-w1sh, via thisdestructivepath0fmine)

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spainstateofmind:


glittery-titterys:

he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime

ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

I’m upset and I want new clothes

(Source: ostracizedpoodle, via thisdestructivepath0fmine)

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